These Photos Prove that Not Everyone Is About the Big Booty Life

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By Jorge Rodriguez-Jimenez

 

- January 11, 2016

 

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Everybody wants a big booty, right? Well, next time you are with your big booty bestie, just ask her what it’s really like to be forced to endure a life of too-big-for-you clothes and panting men when all you want is to take a little walk around the block.

It’s almost impossible to find a perfect #OOTD unless it’s a maxi dress.

#girlproblems #clothes #thestruggleisreal #Skinnythick #BigButtProblems #thickthighlife #slimwaist #size8 #size12#? pic.twitter.com/aBw6alM0ez

— Vicky Chapple (@vickykyle85) November 27, 2015

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Why is no one addressing this problem in the fashion world?

All your shorts and pants are a couple sizes bigger just so they fit over your butt.

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But then you have this weird gap.

And when you do find the perfect jeans, it’s not long till this happens.

#bigbuttproblems pic.twitter.com/Mh0yKu2tqQ

— Jessica ✼ Lindner (@JessicaDLindner) September 5, 2014

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Skirts always look like a mullet for your hips.

Looking through old photos when you realise there is about a 3 inch difference between the front and back of your skirt o_O oh well #bigbuttproblems #girlswithtattoos #goofyface #drunkennightout

A photo posted by Lotty McBotty  (@lotty_h) on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:43pm PST

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Business in the front, party in the back.

Your big booty has a habit of showing you all the worst in society.

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It’s like, damn already. Can’t a girl just walk to the 7-Eleven for a Big Gulp without all the cat calling?

Your morning workout is getting your jeans on.

Bleh #bigbuttproblems pic.twitter.com/zdtc7Mkg

— Alexandra Amador (@booyahitzcherry) September 29, 2012

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And you have to post a pic or it didn’t happen.

Even your leggings have a way of betraying you. 

The FUCKING struggle 🙄 #leggings #fuckpants #bigbootyprobs #ijustwanttobecomfy

A photo posted by @a_marie027 on Dec 31, 2015 at 1:08pm PST

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Is nothing holy anymore?!?! I just need to cover up. #bigbootygirlsforthickerleggings

People are constantly asking you if you like Nicki Minaj.

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Because having a big booty is a clear sign that you just looooove Nicki Minaj, right? GTFO!

No matter what, your ex can always pick you out of a crowd.

Literally my entire life can be summed up in this picture #bigbuttproblems pic.twitter.com/PUPAW1Xw8w

— Erin Casey (@actionheroerin) January 8, 2014

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Betrayed indeed!

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Your friends think your booty is more of a rest station for drinks, food, or better views of the parade.

& we thought we were clever #bigbuttproblems @tj_aube pic.twitter.com/6MbuQ0JH

— Nicole (@NComitini) November 14, 2012

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No chill.

And hide-n-seek is NEVER your friend.

Teaching Daddy how to twerk!  #whosebuttisbigger #twerk #twerkout #twerkqueen #bigbuttsowhat #booty #bigbuttproblems #likefatherlikedaughter #dog #instadog #dogsofinstagram #gsd #germanshepherd #gsdofinstagram #hilarious #toocute #mutt #muttbutt #newyork #daddysgirl #furbaby #adoptdontshop #rescue #rescueddog #sillydog

A photo posted by Myla (@myla_and_friends) on Jan 9, 2016 at 5:01pm PST

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Seeker: I can see your ass hanging out of the bushes, Lara. I’m coming for you.

Me: Every time! 

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